Luxury Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

Hi, I'm a taxman...

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Ugh. Nepo puppy."

Posh lady feeding the birds in the park via a butler

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"My passport was forged by KGB experts...how did you realize that I'm a Russian oligarch?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Champagne Charlie.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"