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Outhouse Penthouse

'Purple Martin Condos'

The Maypole's state couch

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Champagne Charlie.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'New money or old money?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."