Rich Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Sloaney Pony.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Champagne Charlie.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'Excess is the way I measure success.'