Wealthy Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

Wealthy Peacocks.

"Twenty seven million dollars isn't old."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

Unnecessary Surgery