Posh Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'