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'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

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Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

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The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

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Phone buff.

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

Proud to be posh!

'Trick-or-upgrade.'

Hi, I'm a taxman...

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

Too posh for Padstow!

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'