Posh Enthusiast Gifts

Worshipping at the shrine of posh

Proud to be posh!

Too posh for Padstow!

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Trendies, INC

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"If they fit, we can return them."