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"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

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Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'New money or old money?'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

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'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

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"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

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