Upper-class Lifestyle Lovers Gifts

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'I do like the moat.'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'I love our decadence!'

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Mythical lake forest.

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."