Upper Class Lifestyle Gifts

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Ladies who lunch.

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Big RV Camping

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

Paris Hilton

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."