Upper-class Lifestyle Connoisseur Gifts

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Greenwich in the Season'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

Wine Prices

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"