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"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

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Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'