Elite Lifestyle Connoisseur Pillows

'Greenwich in the Season'

Sloaney Pony.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

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Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.