Elite Lifestyle Connoisseur Pillows

'Greenwich in the Season'

Sloaney Pony.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

Wine Prices

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.