Upper-class Enthusiast Gifts

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'New money or old money?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

Faberge Chicken

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Elephant Upgrade

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Wall St. Glitterati

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

'Parker... organise some chaos.'

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

The Abandonment of Expensive Cars in Dubai

"It's all tax deductible."

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."