Upper-class Adventurer Gifts

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Good dog!"

Need Wi-Fi

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

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