Ascended Adventurer Gifts

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Halo Frisbee.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'