Sky Adventurer Gifts

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Better luck next time!"

'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'There must be more to life than this.'

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

Flying pigs.

'You want to learn how to fly?'

' No hitchhikers!'

Falling

'It's no good. We have to lose more weight, and fast.'

"What do you recommend for someone who's terrified of flying?"

Penguins going for flying lessons

End of World

"This is your Captain speaking. . . As of 5 minutes ago I have been furloughed and will now work form home."

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.

Plane Rescue

Balloon Flight

Yellow Airplane

Man in small airplane

"But you can't work remote, you're a pilot."

Helicopter

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

Asian Adventure Vacations

Mid air refuelling--last chance for gas for 5,000 miles.

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

Reporter in a hot air balloon.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

A parachutist floating in the air.

"This is your captain speaking. Is there a clown on board? We’re feeling a little sad in the cockpit."

I got ejected from flight school the hard way.

'We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time.'

Two pilots ejected out of their colliding planes collide.

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."

"Okay. Next, we're going to do an emergency stop."