Space Adventurers Gifts

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO

"Since this planet will soon be uninhabitable, I'm here to interest you in these properties in beautiful Alpha Centauri!"

2001: A Space Holiday

"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."

Zork sucks

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'We're close enough to invade... but who wants to police Iraq?'

"Are you the Maitres d'? Can you recommend a species?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Alien begging for fuel money

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

COUGH COUGH!

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves

Boptimism

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

"Siri, find oxygen."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.