Galactic Adventurers Gifts

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

"Show them your new laser, you said. They'll think it's really neat, you said. You putz."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

High-gravity baseball

Astral Projection

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The Lost World: You are Here

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'Which one is named after me?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Elevator Music

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Mars Poppins

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'