Intergalactic Adventurer Gifts

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

Happy Birthday, Earth

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

A rocket to the Moon

'It's not that I'm opposed to globalization. I just want to take it one step further.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Close Encounters of the 4th Kind...

"Sorry about showing you the vacuum of space, Robin."

"Son, when you go by earth, please pick me up a cow and a drunk guy fro your dad!"

Rocket

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

"Take us to your Chief Food Can Opener!"

"There's an indicator that we're in deep space, now."

First space criminal investigation

Bait & Tackle

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Oh-oh -- the plutonium tank is empty!'

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

How am I abducting?

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

Dancing with the Star Wars