Galactic Adventurer Gifts

Astronaut School.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Which one is named after me?'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Universe running

Rocket to the Moon

Billionaires in space!

Blue Origin

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

"We have to keep them guessing."

"Welcome to the end of time!"

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Astronaut

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Wrong turn, Rudolph!"

'What leader? -- we've been traveling 137 light years without a stop -- take us to your WOMEN!'

Celestial Check Point.

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Capsule airbag

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Dave, can you get that?"

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Birth of Darth Vader

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves