Galaxy Adventurers Gifts

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Astral Projection

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Which one is named after me?'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Mars Poppins

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Christmas TV...

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'