Intergalactic Voyager Gifts

'Do you know the way to San Jose?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"