Intergalactic Voyager Pillows

Intergalactic Travel Agency

'Do you know the way to San Jose?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"They're very time-sensitive."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."