Intergalactic Traveller Pillows

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'