Intergalactic Travelers Gifts

Alien GPS

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Alien Travel Advisory - Disease Warning!

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

"Look, just let me do it!"

Santa Meets an Alien

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Chugger on the Moon

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"