Intergalactic Travel Gifts

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'