Interstellar Travelers Gifts

Butt Dialing on Uranus

Alien Painting Moon

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"