Interstellar Travelers T-Shirts

Alien Painting Moon

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda