Interstellar Tourist T-Shirts

Express their love for the universe with our interstellar tourist t-shirts. Fun, witty, and creatively designed, these tees make a stellar gift for space explorers and cosmic dreamers alike.

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'They're more advanced than I thought. It only took him five seconds to refold that map.'

'They're more advanced than I thought. It only took him five seconds to refold that map.' mockup

'They're more advanced than I thought. It only took him five seconds to refold that map.'

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!" mockup

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

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An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet. mockup

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles." mockup

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.' mockup

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

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"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy." mockup

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

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"Take me to your mechanic."

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here' mockup

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

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'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.' mockup

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

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* Let's stop here, they seem nice! mockup

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

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Blue Origin

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"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!" mockup

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

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"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?" mockup

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

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"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip." mockup

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

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'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!' mockup

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

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"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel." mockup

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

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'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!' mockup

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

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'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!' mockup

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

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"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

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"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug." mockup

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

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'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.' mockup

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

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Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for! mockup

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

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'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.' mockup

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

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'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.' mockup

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

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Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.' mockup

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

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'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!' mockup

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

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"You are here"

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'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.' mockup

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

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"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!" mockup

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

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Interstellar Tourist T-Shirts Collection

Interstellar Tourist Mugs

Explore our collection of space-themed mugs, perfect for your interstellar tourist with a sense of humor. Find a design that sparks joy on their morning cup of coffee or tea.

Interstellar Tourist Pillows

Add cosmic charm to their home with our interstellar pillows. Comfortable, stylish, and fun, they’re perfect for any space aficionado’s lounge or bedroom.

Interstellar Tourist Prints

Bring the universe into their space with our captivating art prints. Perfect for decorating a cosmic-inspired room or inspiring their outer space dreams.