Cosmic Tourist T-Shirts

Celebrate your cosmic curiosity with our space-themed t-shirts, showcasing witty designs that capture the spirit of adventure among the stars—ideal for the true space fan.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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Mars-A-Lago

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"Could you help me with this?"

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"So this is where it all ends up. . ." mockup

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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Save Our Universe

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I didn't come all this way to do work." mockup

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

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"We're going to the Vet aren't we." mockup

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

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Blue Origin

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* Let's stop here, they seem nice! mockup

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

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'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?' mockup

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

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"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?" mockup

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

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An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing. mockup

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

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"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..." mockup

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

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'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.' mockup

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

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'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!' mockup

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

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"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel." mockup

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

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An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force. mockup

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

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Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.' mockup

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

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"You are here"

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Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes. mockup

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

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"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp." mockup

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

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Celestial Navigation

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"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet." mockup

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

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"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by." mockup

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

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Moon Souvenirs

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"Isn't Mars over that way?"

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"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!" mockup

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

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Curiosity has landed on Mars.

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Space travel

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UFO

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"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer." mockup

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

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Cosmic Tourist T-Shirts Collection

Cosmic Tourist Mugs

Discover our collection of cosmic tourist mugs—perfect for space lovers who want to start their day with a splash of galaxy-inspired fun.

Cosmic Tourist Pillows

Add cosmic comfort to your space with our space-themed pillows, bursting with galactic charm and whimsical designs.

Cosmic Tourist Prints

Decorate your space with our cosmic tourist prints, capturing the beauty and wonder of the universe in stunning, creative artwork.