Celestial Tourist T-Shirts

Celestial Navigation

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"You are here"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Moon Souvenirs

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

UFO

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Angel with speed camera.

Vacation on the Moon.

"I'm your sun!"

'Whoops!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Recalculating!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.