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Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Recalculating!'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

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