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Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Recalculating!'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"