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Astral Projection: 'Just give it a rest until you know what you're doing!'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Parking meter on the moon.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

UFO and snowman

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Are we there yet?"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."