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Astral Projection: 'Just give it a rest until you know what you're doing!'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Astral Projection

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

UFO and snowman

"Space wants to kill you."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'