Coach transfer to heaven
Celestial Travelers T-Shirts
Let their cosmic curiosity shine with T-shirts that depict celestial adventures—comfortable, fun, and perfect for space lovers eager to wear their passion.
"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."
Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.
"We're going to the Vet aren't we."
"I didn't come all this way to do work."
'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'
An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.
"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."
"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."
'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'
You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."
"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."
Airports.
Celestial Navigation
"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."
Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.
Space travel
'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'
God Plays Baseball with the Earth
"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."
Curiosity has landed on Mars.
"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."
It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.
Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.
"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"
"I'm referring you to a specialist."
"How may I be of service?"
"Isn't Mars over that way?"
Celestial Travelers T-Shirts Collection
Celestial Travelers Mugs
Explore our collection of cosmic mugs—designed for celestial travelers who enjoy their coffee with a touch of the universe.
Celestial Travelers Pillows
Find pillows with celestial designs—add a starry vibe to relaxation spaces for any space lover.
Celestial Travelers Prints
Browse our stunning celestial prints—ideal for decorating the home of any cosmos explorer.