Celestial Wanderer T-Shirts

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Somewhere hot and a long way from here please.' - 'Planet Mercury?'

A man watches shadow puppets on the moon

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."

"Somehow, I still feel insignificant."

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"But where are we supposed to go on holiday?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Swinging on a star.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hildegard von Bingen

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"