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"You should really clean up your desktop."

Space tourism.

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'But what is the universe for?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Life in the fastest lane.

"Disney will flip!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.