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'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"NASA: 'Asteroid will hit us in 2032!'" "I have to go wee!" "Relax, we'll stop in no time on this planet called 'Earth.'"

Bezos in space

"I think it means we'd better find some shade!"

Space Heater

POLLS, 'Oh? -- Well, if you were a registered voter....'

"You must have texted the whole way here. This isn't the moon - it's Mars."

"How do I get off this Merry Go Round?"

Walking the Dog

"Here comes our replacement part now,. We can finally go home."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Bloody satellites..!"

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Deep Space Photo 2022

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

How am I abducting?

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

There is No Planet C

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Battery Lighthouse

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.