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'Gravity...Go figure!'

Computer in space.

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The Lost World: You are Here

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Life in the fastest lane.

UFO and snowman

"Space wants to kill you."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

We're With Stupid

"Disney will flip!"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Desert Planet