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'Gravity...Go figure!'

Computer in space.

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

UFO and snowman

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Desert Planet

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Water divining Mars

'NASA is never going to believe this!'