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Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Not that net!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

The Lost World: You are Here

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Parking meter on the moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Disney will flip!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Life in the fastest lane.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Desert Planet