Space Wanderers T-Shirts

'See if they have their green cards.'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Battery Lighthouse

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

We're With Stupid

Life in the fastest lane.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Space wants to kill you."

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Desert Planet

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...