Space Wanderers Mugs

'See if they have their green cards.'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Battery Lighthouse

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Desert Planet

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Water divining Mars

'NASA is never going to believe this!'