Space Voyagers Mugs

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

"I'm going to take a shortcut through that black hole and save us 30,000 years."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Captain in a storm

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Lifesaver!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'