Space Voyagers Pillows

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

"I'm going to take a shortcut through that black hole and save us 30,000 years."

It's both actually, we refrain from eating animal products and we're from Vega.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Captain in a storm

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

There is No Planet C

"Touché"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Lifesaver!

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

A Space Walk