Space Voyageur Pillows

Only Spocks

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Captain in a storm

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Lifesaver!

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

A Space Walk

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"