Cosmic Voyager Pillows

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You are soon to encounter an odd flying object in the sky... or maybe a strong wind."

"I see a long journey ahead."

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Disney will flip!"

Area 51: The Inside Story

Life in the fastest lane.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Spy Satellite

Desert Planet

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."