Cosmic Voyagers Pillows

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! The odometer is about to roll over another 100,000 light years!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Boat wedding.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

Area 51: The Inside Story

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Spy Satellite

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'