Cosmic Voyagers T-Shirts

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! The odometer is about to roll over another 100,000 light years!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Boat wedding.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Disney will flip!"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Area 51: The Inside Story

Life in the fastest lane.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Spy Satellite

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'