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"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

Spy Satellite

"You go ahead and attack. I'll close-up the ship."

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

'Never mind that world peace stuff -- have you seen our LUGGAGE anywhere?'

Relax, we're friendly. Earth is on our 20-planet tour.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Alien family. Mother alien concerned that kids won't hold on till next rest stop.

Hide the map or they'll know we're tourists.

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Veldor & Zingal, A Space Story

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

"And after I gave our caveman buddy a roll of toilet paper I showed him this video on potty training. He caught on quick. Guess we can now hop in our ships and head home."

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Hansel and Gretel on the moon

Life Discovered on Mars

"Take me to David Bowie."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'Good heavens, man — what happened to you?'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

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Cat and Dog Fighting in Space